MY LIFE, DAMN IT!

i dont know

Sat, 09 Sep 2006 08:00:26 GMT

Wut up i dont know what time it is becouse im a loser
and im have nothing better to do but be on a fucking
computer at 1:00 in the morning becouse im a fucking
loser well go fuck yourself

peace

yo any one with a myspace needs to

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 04:26:49 GMT

Go Kill Your fucking self becouse all i see any more is myspace and all i hear about is myspace but dont worry about what i say becouse i think fibbit took over my body

God damn

Mon, 10 Jul 2006 04:53:19 GMT

i took to bars and smoked alot of weed

I hate preston

Wed, 31 May 2006 17:32:44 GMT

preston is the gayest kid i have ever known he is clints lil brother i hate this fucking kid i hope he gets hit by a car again. He is going out wiht a spick she looks like she also got hit by a car or might i say a mac truck well preston i hate you and hope sam eats your liver

What the fuck.

Sun, 21 May 2006 14:43:56 GMT

What the fuck happend last night. I was asleep then i wake up sick as a mother fucker. I had to run to the bathroom and puke. But when i woke up this morning i was fine. I dont know, so how is every one today fine thats good. Well hey im going to go watch Will and Grace with my aunt. Well ill see yall later.

Peace out.....

shit

Sun, 21 May 2006 02:52:58 GMT

Hey motha fuckaz wut up im at my cuzins house right now just got done watching the old superman. lol. God im bored as an old rabbit so i dont know what im going to do today im mean tommorow cuz i cant get a holt of any one to chill with. I saw my dad the first time in like 2 months it sux but at least hes not with my god damn step mom any more i hated that old bitch i hope she fucking dies. But im so FUCKING BORED AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.............. well hey im going to go ill see you later and Kay-Kay when you get home tonight we going to chill like we used to do unless you go to sleep like a chinese guy on acid. Well hey im going to go i'll see you later peace out you dumb mother fuckers.

P.S. Kay-Kay if im asleep and you come in and read this wake me up so we can chill out

drugs

Sat, 06 May 2006 18:23:43 GMT

weed is not a drug so all of yall that think weed is bad who gives a flying fuck about you for except one person

fuck all of yall

Mon, 01 May 2006 15:34:16 GMT

Hey i hope that all of yall die and if yall dude i will let you die i have no idea what im sayin right now cuz im stoned out of my mind not realy but i realy wish i was

what is up

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 21:56:15 GMT

i dont know what the hell this is

.

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 21:53:21 GMT

what the fuck is up havnt been on here for like a year now and i still dont miss it i realy dont miss it

A Fucking Survey

Sat, 23 Jul 2005 22:33:40 GMT

Time started: 5:00 PM
Name: Samuel Lawrence Oswalt
Nickname: Sam
Single or Taken: single and happy
Sex: male
Birthday: Oct. 22 1991
Sign: libra
Siblings: Dillon and Jaqueline
Eye color: greenish blue
Shoe size: 9
Height: about 5 ft. 4
What are you wearing right now: hemp necklace and shirt and jeans
Where do you live: Olive Branch
Righty or lefty: right
Relationships: yeah they cool
Fingers: 16 and 1/2
Breakfast: whatever aunt margaret makes
Aftershave/Perfume: curve
Favorite cartoon character: peter griffin from family guy

Have you ever----
Given anyone a bath: my great uncle dodo jk
Bungee Jumped: not yet
Parasailed: no
Made yourself throw-up: yes
Been in the opposite sex's bathroom: of coarse
Eaten a dog biscuit: yes i only like the bacon flavor
Got your tongue stuck to a pole: no
Loved someone so much it made you cry?: yeah
Played truth or dare: yea of coarse
Been in a physical fight: i can't count how many
Been in a police car: yes
Been in a sauna: yep
Been in a hot tub: yes, only naked of coarse
Swam in the ocean: yes
Fallen asleep in school: yes
Ran away?: yes sorta
Broken someone's heart: hope not
Cried when someone died: yes
Flashed someone: yes you can ask jeremy about that one
Cried in school: yes
Fell off your chair: almost everyday at school
Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: yea
Saved MSN / AOL / AIM conversations: no
Saved e-mails: no
Fallen for your best friend of the opposite sex?: yeah
Been cheated on? i think so

First thing that comes to mind---
Red: anger
Blue: fav. shirt
Autumn: school
Cow: my brother
Greenland: fucking cold
Cat: lily
Nickel: bag
Elbow: in your chin

What is.. -----------?
Your good luck charm: my penis
Whats your room like: posters and shit
Last thing you said: "posters and shit"
What is beside you: jesus
What kind of shampoo do you use? garnier fructis
Something that has happened to you this year: went out with a girl about 8 times
Worst thing that has happened to you this year: going back out with the girl the 2nd time

Chicken Pox: yeah i had em
Had a Sore Throat: so bad i had to get my tonsils taken out
Believe in love at first sight?: yes
Like picnics: aint got nuthin against em
Like school: whenever your not doing nuthin
What schools have you gone to: too many to remember
Loved anyone: i believe so

Would you:
Eat a live hamster: already have
Go to a hanson concert: hell no
Kill someone you didn't know for 15 billion dollars: yes

Who Was the last person................
you touched? buckman
You massaged: kacy
You Kissed?: dad
You yelled at: keith
Who broke your heart: sherry martin

Do you/Are You:
Do you like filling these out: well shelby is filling it out not me, so it's cool i guess
Do you wear contacts or glasses: glasses only for like school
Do you like yourself: yeah sure i guess
Do you get along with your family: yes recently
Do you do drugs: have but don't
Have piercing below the waist?: on my testes
Obsessive?: only with my grandmother
Anorexic?: you know it
Depressed?: not really
Suicidal?: no

Final questions-

How many ppl are you sending this to: LJ
wht are you listening to right now: shelby talking
Can you do a front or back flip? ican do a frontflip on the groud but in up landing on my back
What did you do yesterday:we whent drivin
What is your favorite band: have alot
Hated someone in your family: thought so but i would kill someone if they hurt him
Got any awards: no every one hates me
Have you ever gone streaking? not realy but ill drop my pant in front of any one
Want to get married: of course
What is your favorite video game? doom 3
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change: try to be more grown up
Good actor: i dont know
Good Singer: no
Have a lava lamp: 2 but ones fucked up
How many remote controls are in your house: like six or seven
Are you double jointed: no fuckin way
What do you dream about: my uncle dodo
Last time you showered: yesterday
Are you a virgin?: maybe
The last movie you saw at the theatres: cenderela man
Scary or happy movies: scary
Root beer or Dr. Pepper: i like root beer better d.p can suck it
Mud or Jell-O wrestling? i dont like mud in my crack so jello
Silver or Gold: silver
Diamond or pearl: diamonds
Sunset or Sunrise: sun rise more romantic
Phone or in person: in person
Oldest, middle, youngest or only child? middle
Do you want your friends to fill this out and send it back?: i could care fucking less

have not been here in a long fucking time

Mon, 18 Jul 2005 18:05:04 GMT

Wut up fuck for brains me okay i have not been here a while aint it great that "D" has a g/f i love it he is a diffrent dude now and joe and keith (or how ever you fuckin spell it ) started hangin out i never thought joe would grow up so any body up for tether ball man i miss going out to kay kay and shelbos house butt i have been deathly ill sorta but hey ill be okay so go fuck yourself sandiego if thats how you spell it

hey every one

Wed, 06 Jul 2005 15:59:24 GMT

wut up every body are yall having fun i wuz

to many children

Fri, 01 Jul 2005 20:37:43 GMT

Hey people this lil girl is being realy gay all these stupid people wont go away all but chris hes cool but he has to many fake b b guns so hey love the world fuck your nieghbors

suck it

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 23:01:07 GMT

so how have yall been me i was stabed twice shot one ejected three times and sliced from head to toe 4 times so fuck me

Sun, 26 Jun 2005 20:48:21 GMT

good day mother fuckers so how was the head banging party in jerm's car i heard it was pretty cool like yalll listened to sytem of a down and some shit well have to go my friend is making me rush what an ass lol j/k well see you fuck heads later

hey guys

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 22:33:11 GMT

yo wuz up every one out there in tv land i would like to lick myt girl friend or not becouse she is cool and i would not like to fuck up our shit with each other becouse shes cool and yall arent haha just playin yall so what have all yall been up to so any bodie seen Lords of Dog Town man it was cool

The o.c. is still going on for fucks sake

Sun, 12 Jun 2005 21:08:39 GMT

Why wont this show ever be over with shoot me in the head im starting to get in to this show.Man i hope i dont fall deap in this show like all the other people who do what is it about this show that people just like al the drama and all this other stuff like people like all the baby mama drama and all that other shit like people bringing guns and shit butt hey thats my kind of shit you know me sorta

joking

Sun, 12 Jun 2005 05:24:05 GMT

Yall im just jokin about the whole sex thing im just real bored and you can never get enough sex man lol just joking people dont do any thing youll regreat doing plus if if your just thinking of having sex dont think of it like nike says just do it lol so all of yall just fuck off man peace out pplz ;P <------------- te he and i love all the ppl in my cuzins street and all the people that come here man so all of yall fuck off dudes

jeremy is a cool guy

Sun, 12 Jun 2005 04:10:25 GMT

jeremy is the coolest guy butt right now he thinks im talkimg bad about him so budd if you are reading this budd im just joking ass hole (right now he looks realy tired watching this gay ass shit butt its not to bad) jeremy never sell you sexy beast car bro its the coolest fucking shit on the road budd god can this show get any more stupid man dude i love that hott chick i would do her on my fucking grandmothers lap bro isnt that lame not enough mony for a bed so il;l use the lap of my sixty year old grandmother or she might be older but you know her man i need a life can you help me out bro hopefully nott i love my non happy life lol dude you rock right back fucker

i love hate if that means anything at all or if you can understand

Sun, 12 Jun 2005 00:58:11 GMT

I hate love and love hate all my life all i wanted is love and now all i get is hate every one that hates me suck my dick or if you like me you could well i dont know why im writing this shit man i need a life dude what the fuck is wrong with me aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i would love to have sex on the beach with that chick from the o.c.

and if you mother fuckers dont know what o.c. means you dumb basterds it means orange county

AOL

Tue, 07 Jun 2005 23:22:00 GMT

AOL sucks penis and all i want to do is bust in the fucking computer screen becouse i would rather cutt off my ear then stay on it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh god help me : )oh yea jeremy i love you budd you are the coolest guy ever and shelbo you and kace are the sweetest cuzins in the world and nick aka lil bullet aka frank the tank rule and bastard salmon can suck it love you all and go dye

my strange life

Sat, 28 May 2005 03:29:42 GMT

Man todays been fun right now we are watching harold & kumar for like the 50th time and man it doesn't get old i luv this fucking movie.Two days ago my brother dillon A.K.A. bastard_salmon was thrown in prison for egging and the stupid thing was they did the same place where they lived and now there like under house arrest or some shit... Man ive been at my cuzins and we have been having fun swimming in canals and driving big ass tanks and all that man my best friend jeremy goforth.(why does the world even try any more)oh yea me and my g/f broke up and now im happy to get away from her becouse all she ever did is flirt with other guys and all that shit made me fucking crazy
p.s.

men be gould to your woman if you dont it'll bite you in the ass and woman be good to you men becouse if you on one and try and figure out who'll come through in the long run then it'll be fatle for you woman

you'll be hurt with love more than youll be happy with love